Yeah, skip Boracay if you want to be somewhere quiet, isolated. If this is the case, you need a date. Organized sex tourism doesn't really exist any more. Boracay has gotten too much attention over the past years, and people there have overlooked people like us, that enjoys nice peaceful place, that prefers beautiful scenery than partying. They also push drugs on the girls. As a world traveler myself, and born in the Philippines, your expectations were too high for a third world country.
They can be pushy to guys as well, I was there just last month and literally shoved a guy off the path for trying to sell me a selfie stick by putting the dang thing in my face. If you are that negative, dont travel to asia, or anywhere else, every place has its own merits and demerits, and so us individuals. You went to Boracay for the beach and Im sure you agree with me it is beautiful. Tourists hardly go there and the beaches are such virgins that the sand is fine, the waters clean, no vendors, no hotels, no toilets even. Take your whining scheming ass elsewhere.
How do you know those crowd are horrible backpackers? It is not a beach where you can go alone and be peaceful. The islands around Coron and El Nido are far better than Boracay. Then you got surprised by the crowd on the beach. You can also personally select your costume by visiting us at our showroom: Manila is well know for the underage scams organised by girls and police.
You say you stayed at a hostel because the proper resorts were already fully booked. The concept of jamming people into a conveyance like sardines seems to me to be very Filipino. Anyway, you should Google LaBoracay. Asian Filipina pinay dancers 1: Plus traveling on a budget trip like arriving in Kalibo with 40something people instead of Caticlan and staying on a hostel with backpackers will surely make you end up with a rowdy group of people.